NEVER Pass Out at My House....

If you should pass out prior to my roommate or I - you become fair game to our drunken antics.

You may just have pictures of you taken while you are down...

We may take pictures of you with props that we devise...

You may receive a permanent marker 'penis' tattoo....

And at the very worst, the mother of all pass out pranks, you will have pictures taken of you with my roommate's butt in your face...

So my dear friends, always remember this one thing when drinking with us. It is a marathon, NOT a sprint. We go for distance so you need to pace yourself. Or, you may wind up with your picture on the internet with a hairy ass inches from your face.