Life

"Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty, well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, strawberries in one hand - champagne in the other, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!"

Student Driver

I just had to share this – poor kid!!
I was on my way to work this morning and in Michigan we have these crazy medians that you have to make, basically, a u-turn in order to make a left turn. We call it a Michigan Left . You have to go past the road you wan to turn down and then hang a left “U’ey” and then make a right turn onto the road. Confusing, I know.
So anyway – I was at a stop light waiting to go and this student driver car has the right of way after making a Michigan Left . Well the poor kid then proceeds to drive up over the curb, onto the grass in the median and drives a good 20 yards on the grass in the median. You could see threw the back window the Driving teacher grab the wheel and jerk the student off the grass back onto the road. LOL I wonder if this kid is going to pass this test!?!

White Trash

I just had to blog this - I can't STAND my white trash neighbors, they are so annoying!! I live in a townhouse and they are in the one adjacent to mine. So in the back yard our decks are only about 5 feet from each other. They are always on their deck - they will sit outside and bring a TV out there and watch NASCAR - ugh I could go on but let me tell you what I've bounced on here to do. Last night is was a very nice summer night and I wanted to sit outside and read a book on the deck. I hardly ever go out there because they are ALWAYS out there invading my privacy. Anyway, last night I decided that despite them I was going to spend some time on my deck. So I'm out there reading and they have a couple trash friends over and they are all sitting on the deck drinking Busch Lite watching NASCAR a whoopin and a hollerin. (I'm not making this up!) And the one White Trash friend starts talking about fireworks. I was just thinking please god let the stupidity end - so I was tuning them out as much as possible. Then I hear the White Trash friend tell the others a list of all the different fireworks that have blown up in his hand. (Honest) Like he was proud of the fact that he was too stupid to let them go once they were lit. And he was like "Well remember when my hand was like this?" (holding up his hand in a claw fashion) "That was because one of them there(don't remember the name of the firework he named but it was inserted here)blew up in my hand!" "I couldn't write for a week!" (Like the moron would write anything anyway.) I literally was shaking my head in disbelief at what I had just heard. And these people are allowed to breed - how sad is that? I swear - we should all be given an IQ test and if we are below a certain level our 'stuff' should be tied. Seriously - is a child safe with a twit like this that blows firecrackers up in his hand? I really don't think so.

Let's Get It Started!!

Well, I have been inspired by a friend (LuckyMeLiscious) to create my own blog of worthless information and snip-bits from my life. Really don't know when or how I'm going to be able to keep this up because I'm extremely busy both in work and life but I will give it my best effort. And Away We Go!....