Easy Rider Motorcycle Rodeo August 2006

I would like to warn you that this post has nudity - if you find this offensive, please do not read any further.

Yes, I found myself this year at a MotorCycle Rodeo. Me... yes me. Talk about being completely out of your element - but my friend Dave talked me into attending one night of corn field debauchery - which turned out to be a Thursday - Sunday event that I was 'kiddnapped' into attending lol (J/K - it didn't take a lot of arm twisting to get me to stay.)
It was basically get as drunk as you possibly can, with out falling down and show your 'private parts'.













This is Kevin. Some people are very organized in their pursuit of seeing Boobs. And we did attract many 'boobs' with these jello shots (btw they were made by Dave's GRANDMA for this event!! LOL)

But the old reliable 'BEADS' still seems to attract the most nudity.

And then there were the 'Others' that just gave it up for free...


..... Um, What?!! Ok, I was distracted... Shew.... lol ANYWAY... There were a lot of strange vechicles that people divised just for this occasion -

There are lots of picnic tables that are put on trailers. Some of these have Stripper Poles mounted to them as seen in the second picture above.

Some would reinforce the roof of there golf cart so people could ride up top. But my favorite vehicle that I saw over the course of 4 days was...

The Cooler Scooter!! It's a functional cooler that has a motor and you ride it!! I love this thing!!!

It was a wild four days. I will say my girls stayed put away - I could just see my family browsing the web and 'TA DA' there's my boobs posted on someones site. Um.. No... I'm not going to take that chance. Call me a prude. :)

This is Kevin & Dave

NEVER Pass Out at My House....

If you should pass out prior to my roommate or I - you become fair game to our drunken antics.

You may just have pictures of you taken while you are down...

We may take pictures of you with props that we devise...

You may receive a permanent marker 'penis' tattoo....

And at the very worst, the mother of all pass out pranks, you will have pictures taken of you with my roommate's butt in your face...

So my dear friends, always remember this one thing when drinking with us. It is a marathon, NOT a sprint. We go for distance so you need to pace yourself. Or, you may wind up with your picture on the internet with a hairy ass inches from your face.

Fruit of the Loom - Seriously!

Ok now, Seriously - Fruit of the Loom. = Fruit... Meaning Fruit Right? FRUIT. So I get the Apple and the Grapes. But what the Hell is the green leafy thing? And sometimes there is the yellow leafy thing? What are they suppose to be? It's not Vegetable of the Loom... so they can't be lettuce or cabbage or something along that lines. Its Fruit. My educated guess at one point was that they are Raisins. But with closer inspection, it is definitely a bunch of leaves on them. Leaves... not shriveled Grapes. So it brings me back to WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO BE? Does anyone out there know what Fruit the leafy things are? I can't think of any fruit that is leafy. Seriously - this is driving me NUTS!! Please Help!!