Support Group

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

More Kitties!!

Thanks to a fellow Blogger, Thomma Lyn, it has been brought to my attention that there are more silly cat websites. Unbelievable!! LOLCheck out Cats In Sinks (Self Explanatory) and Kitten War. Which to me is reminiscent of the website Hot or Not.
Kitten War is were pictures of kittens are posted two at a time and you pick the picture that you think is the cutest. Once you click the one you like, on the left side of the screen is the stats on that picture and two more new pictures are posted for you to 'click' the cutest.
It is mindless websites like this that I can get sucked into for hours of endless clicking.

Poor Kitties!

Ok, Seriously - people need to get a hobby. Here are two sites that are flippin hilarious. First - Stuff On My Cat - People pile crap up on their cat, take a picture and then post it to this site. Who was the brain child to come up with this site?
Second - Cats That Look Like Hitler - I think this is self explainatory. At this site they lovingly call these cats "Kitlers". Again, who thought that this should be a website?
Anyway, sarcasm aside - they are kinda cute and funny. A nice time waster. Enjoy!!

The Mother Of All Tanning Beds

A Tanning salon opened up across the street (The Bulb Tanning Salon) and since I'm so busy and don't have the time to layout, I decided to check the new place out so I could get my golden glow without taking a lot of time.
So I go in and they are giving me the tour. Ya know, blah blah blah, here's a bed, here's a stand up, blah blah blah... And then we come to this room, and I swear they opened the door and it was like in the movies when a bright light shines behind something and that music of 'Awe' sounds and you zoom in on the item. So they are like, this is the "Velocity 918HP". I had never seen a bed like it - it looked like a space ship - like if I laid in it would crash out the side of the wall and fly me to the mother ship.

So of course, wide eyed and drooling, I had to take a ride in it!! So I was trying to remain composed and asked very cool like, "How much for a tan in that bed?"
The response "Oh, it's only $35 per session."
What, What, WHAT!?! $35 to lay in the spaceship for 15 minutes. Mother of God!! Are you kidding me? So of course I was like, alright, I gotta find out what a $35 tanning bed is like. So I chunked down my cash, was given the 'low down' on how to use it, lathered myself up and crawled into the Spaceship Tanning Bed. And let me tell you - it was FANTASTIC!!! It was so comfortable and it has these huge fans blowing on you so you don't get hot at all and it's all bronzing bulbs and you come out looking like a Bronzed Goddess. This bed has special bulbs that do not burn. I don't know how that is, but it's true!! I had a very light tan, if I would have laid in a bed for the same amount of time I would have come out pink/burned and would have to wait a couple days to have the tan set in and be maybe only be a shade darker then before. I came out of this bed about 5 shades darker, no burn, in one visit. Amazing!!! I'm hooked!!! This bed ROCKS!!

Gibberish

Ok - Have any of you ever got those emails that are complete gibberish? I know they are used for the purpose to establish a good email address for spamming, but come on!! Some of these are so flippin funny!! This is one I received today...


"momentary laceration of a wounded spirit, made sensitive by a eating and drinking pea soup, as I may say, nothing but love and marriage, running hap-hazardly about, you can food anything if you eat it, meandering, debutante flying around the room helpless,
company I am in. Call to mind that I am a very helpless and releasing her from her engagement if she thought fit; about how I go"

For cryin out loud!! What in the hell does all that mean? LOL